Merry Christmas to all!!!!!

Hey there!

I wish all of you around the world merry christmas! Fröhliche Weihnachten! Buon Natale! Feliz Navidad! Vrolijk Kerstfeest! Joyeux Noël! God Jul! Hauskaa Joulua! Glaedeling Jul! Prejeme Vam Vesele Vanoce! Kellemes Karácsonyi Ünnepeket! Pozdrevlyayu s prazdnikom Rozhdestva! Eftihismena Christougenna! Shinnen omedeto.

I am just a test. Please don't care about me. It's ok.

My whole damn life I am working as a tester. Do you know, in what hell I'm rotting?
Every day i wear a long face, but it's Hobson's choice: My wife was a dummy before she gave birth to our wunderful childs, Checker and Pat Trial. My mother was a nuclear test, my father worked as a pregnancy test for long, long years. And also my grandparents got ahead with some medical testing. So do you think, someone would offer me a job as a corkscrew or a women's shoe salesman?
Exactly, you're right. I am totally lost. This is any but pretty.
So, don't get too angry about my existince.

Thank you. And please help me testing the shoutbox